The Tommy Show

nevver:

Edward Gorey

wantons are my FAVORITE 

my kryptonite has been exposed.  if real property law is covered heavily on next week’s bar exam i’m in big trouble.  wits and ballz have gotten me 2,000 miles up the road, the title JD, and a walk-in closet full of amusing skeletons.  but to pull this off will require luck or divine intervention, and god doesn’t owe me any favors.

thegirlwithbluehair:

GPOYW: So I selected a random number via the Fbook and found this picture.  It’s me & Heidi at the first Tiny House Music Conference.  I was absurdly nervous because I hate(d?) meeting new people.  Slightly to somewhat significant things that happened that night:

• It was my first time really hanging out with Regina and Heidi.
• It was also the first party I went to without my boyfriend as a safety net.
• I decided that I did not like Greg Johnson; he spilled wine on Heidi and called me “Sarah” the entire night.  And grabbed my boobs.  And now he’s one of my best friends.
• Eric criticized my taste in music and set the tone of our friendship (I probably tried to flirt but was awkward as fuck about it).
• I correctly guessed a group of 6 film majors’ emphases (David taught me how to judge people pretty damn well, apparently) and felt like a pro.
• I was introduced to Tommy and Nathan, and totally thought neither of them were creepy.
• I began actually meeting people at college.  Woohoo, freshman year.  It was a closing step for most of you but a first leap for me.

that was one of my favoritest nights since coming to CA.  but boy was sam wrong… about nathan…

accidentallydomesticated:

explodingdog:

Too much magic potion

been there 

soupsoup:

peetypassion:

Wild dogs that commute from suburbs to scavenge in city The clever canines board the Tube each morning. After a hard day scavenging and begging on the streets, they hop back on the train and return to the suburbs where they spend the night.

Experts studying the dogs say they even work together to make sure they get off at the right stop — after learning to judge the length of time they need to spend on the train. The mutts choose the quietest carriages at the front and back of the train. They have also developed tactics to hustle humans into giving them more food on the streets of Moscow.

Dr Poiarkov told how the dogs like to play during their daily commute. He said: “They jump on the train seconds before the doors shut, risking their tails getting jammed. They do it for fun. And sometimes they fall asleep and get off at the wrong stop.” The dogs have learned to use traffic lights to cross the road safely, said Dr Poiarkov. And they use cunning tactics to obtain tasty morsels of shawarma, a kebab-like snack popular in Moscow.

 no way is this real

guess this is prolly for the best.  time to study for that stupid awful bar exam

comicallyvintage:

Womans intuition.

soulbots:

gamefreaksnz:

Happy Birthday Bruce Campbell!

Today marks the beginning of the 52nd year that B movie god Bruce Campbell has walked the earth, and in honor of this, Syfy network’s SciFi Wire has made these soup can labels that highlight some of Bruce’s greatest works. They’ve even got full size printable versions, so you can have your own Cream of Darkness soup or a can of Gumbo Ho-Tep soup.

[Albotas]

fuckyeahswearing:

thewickedend:

1.Find a large padlock

2.Find the nearest hipster with large tunnel plugs

3.Lock it onto their ear

4.Run like fuck

DO IT!!! 

soulbots:

Lichtenstein (by tattoojam)

(via jocelynbernard)

this is the absolute coolest thing EVER!!! 

veronicles:

fuckyesmaps:

(via unchartedhope)

accidentallydomesticated:

orangehouse:

sirgoodtoaster:

What baby needs baby gets.